The Dictatorship of Azealand Isle is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Lord Azizul with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, lack of airports, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.297 billion Azealand Islanders are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Azealand Dungeon. The average income tax rate is 93.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Azealand Islean economy, worth 572 trillion Azealand Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Retail, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 133,242 Azealand Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Dozens of additional foreign policy specialists have been sent to the country's WA Mission, solid-gold toilets are Azealand Islean prisons' least expensive furnishings, citizens who fail to follow the official national religion are executed, and Lord Azizul is strangely popular with male politicians' wives. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Azealand Isle's national animal is the Saltwater crocodile, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Sobekism.

Azealand Isle is ranked 81,850^th in the world and 1,802^nd in The East Pacific for Safest, scoring 90.21 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.